Tell me why I was at my grandparent's house and my grandmother ran over to me with a measuring tape, and proceeded to measure my waist, hips, and boobs.

She asked if it was okay and I said "No..." and she just went ahead and did it anyway.

She then gets on the phone with my mother and tells her I HAVE AN HOURGLASS FIGURE and that she'd KILL TO HAVE A BODY LIKE MINE

First of all, that's just a very strange thing to say about any minor, let alone your GRANDCHILD

Also, talking about how I have an hourglass figure which, yes, I am aware of already, made me feel so dysphoric for gender reasons

Like, I already know I have a waist and I know I have boobs, I think about it every damn day. Do I need a reminder???

She also tried to buy me this tiny bikini for my birthday party (at a pool) and it just made me feel so weird. Because, I don't wanna wear a bikini, I am a MAN. And also, WHY IS IT SO DAMN TINY GRANDMA????

God my family is just full of maniacs